Season Six
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| As their anniversary approaches, Max and Fran are lying on the beach. Max is trying to be a good husband and reassures Fran that she is just as gorgeous as ever. | As the camera widens, we see how much she has really gained. Thank God, it turned out it was all dream... |
| And they are really at Dr. Reynolds office. Fran is feeling sorry for herself and Dr. Reynolds suggests a little light exercise might bring on labor. | Max suggests a romantic picnic with a long walk to celebrate their anniversary, but Fran can't fit in the car, so instead, she decides to have a party. | Back at home, Fran is packing up for the move to California and then they are off to Grace's last therapy session. |
| The night of the anniversary party arrives. | Time after time I tell myself that I'm So lucky to be loved by you, So lucky to be the one you run to see In the evening when the day is through. I only know what I know. The passing years will show You've kept my love so young - so new. And time after time you'll hear me say That I'm so lucky to be loving you. |
| Fran's father Morty serenades them. |
| The beautiful music puts everyone in a good mood. While they are dancing, Sylvia lets Max know how she feels about him. Sylvia: Darling, I don't know if I told you how happy I am to have you as my son-in-law. I know it hasn't been easy for you to have us as in-laws, because sometimes we can be a pain in the touchas. Max: Oh Sylvia that's all right. I've learned to live with it. | Niles and C.C. sail by too. C.C.: Niles isn't life strange? For 20 years we've despised each other. I mean, every time I've looked into those revolting eyes, I've wanted to wretch, sweetie. Niles: Dip me. |
| Niles takes the romantic opportunity to ask that magic question again. Niles: Miss Babcock, I was thinking, I know I shouldn't have asked you to marry me when I did. We weren't ready. C.C.: That's why I laughed in your face, lover. Niles: But I think we're ready now. Will you marry me? | But C.C. runs off without answering. |
| Fran runs after C.C. and follows her onto the elevator. |
| C.C.: I feel like I'm going to throw up. Why does he have ruin everything? What the hell does he want to marry me for? Fran: Because he loves you. And why don't you want to marry Niles? Do you have any idea how wonderful he is? You know it's not so easy finding a guy like him. The man irons rags. | Just then, the elevator stops between floors... and Fran goes into labor. |
| C.C. doesn't exactly make the greatest labor coach. Fran: They're coming! They're coming! Do you see a head? C.C.: You don't actually want me to look down there, do you? |
| Maggie breaks the news to Max that Fran is stuck in the elevator. Maggie: Dad, there's a woman stuck in an elevator and I think it's Fran. Max: What make you think it's Fran? Maggie: Well because it's stuck like thirty floors below us and you can still hear a woman talking. Max: Oh yeah, that's my Fran. Oh my God! That's Fran! | Meanwhile, back in the elevator, the girls are passing the time with a little karaoke. Don't tell me what it's all about 'Cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you. What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So for at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again Don't you know that I'll never fall in love again |
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Time After Time Time after time I tell myself that I'mSo lucky to be loved by you, So lucky to be the one you run to see In the evening when the day is through. I only know what I know. The passing years will show You've kept my love so young - so new. And time after time you'll hear me say That I'm so lucky to be loving you. |

I'll Never Fall In Love Again
| (Burt Bacharach) |
What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble That's what you get for all your trouble I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again What do you get when you kiss a guy You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, he'll never phone ya I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again |
Don't tell me what it's all about 'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So for at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again |
Don't tell me what it's all about 'cause I've been there and I'm glad I'm out Out of those chains those chains that bind you That is why I'm here to remind you What do you get when you fall in love? You only get lies and pain and sorrow So for at least until tomorrow I'll never fall in love again I'll never fall in love again |