I've never written fanfiction for public consumption before, but here's my first attempt. It's a continuation of "The Baby Shower". I call it "The Bell Boy and the Brunette".
by
Vana
(WirGrl@aol.com)
Niles unlocked the hotel room door with the key Mrs. Sheffield had dropped after she caught him in bed with her husband. Well, THAT was a once in a lifetime occurrence - he hoped.
He opened the door, found the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the inside door knob and moved it to the outside door knob. The room was dark. Deja vu, he thought, glad that this time he'd be getting into bed with someone less hairy - he hoped.
C.C. sat up in bed when Niles walked in.
"Who are you and what are you doing in my room?" she demanded.
Niles was confused for a second, but then smiled. A game. Sure, he'd play along.
"I work at the front desk," he said.
C.C. scrunched her eyebrows. Clearly, she was not impressed.
"I'm the concierge?" he offered, but she still gave him a "you can do better than that" look.
"I'm a bell boy," he said. She smiled and leaned back against the headboard seductively. He walked toward the bed.
"What's a bell boy doing in my room in the middle of the night?" she asked.
"I brought your bags up earlier. You didn't give me a tip. Remember? You said to come and get it later, so now I'm here for it."
"What makes you think I'd give it to a bell boy?"
"I sense you're in touch with the working man, or, at least, you'd like the working man to be in touch with you."
"I suppose I do enjoy slumming from time to time," she said, looking up at Niles, who was now standing next to her.
"Feel like slumming right now?" he asked.
"Oh, sure!" She scooted towards the other side of the bed, making room for him. He climbed on the bed, wrapped his arms around her and kissed her passionately.
"So, what's your name, beautiful?" he asked in a low, sexy, voice.
"Chastity."
"Not after tonight."
She rolled her eyes and resisted an urge to groan at his bad joke.
"I have to warn you, " she said. "My boyfriend is insanely jealous. Well, he's insane - period. I wouldn't be surprised if he flew 3,000 miles just to catch me cheating on him."
"Oh, he's the type who listens to wild predictions about sexy, blue-eyed, blondes ending up in bed with Broadway producers."
She seem to be flattered by that last comment. She smiled and ran a hand through her hair.
"You think I'm a blonde?" she asked, making both of them laugh.
"I'm sure if your boyfriend did something like that it's because he doesn't want to lose you," Niles said, seriously, looking into her eyes. "That, or he was under the influence of a crazy, hormonally imbalanced, pregnant woman."
"That's probably it. I know he knows I'm the best thing that ever happened to him, but he'd still have so much making up to do for not trusting me."
"I'm sure he trusts you. He just doesn't trust every man in the world to resist your charms - and what would this making up involve?"
"Oh, role playing, human sundaes..."
"The bleachers at Yankee Stadium?"
"Exactly."
"That sounds like business as usual."
"I know. I'm not terribly demanding. That's why I'm with him."
He laughed and gave her a steamy kiss.
"And why is he with you?" he asked.
"Because I'm a sexy, blue-eyed, blonde?"
"That, or he needs something to do between scrubbing the toilets at night and making breakfast," he said.
"Oooh, scrubbing toilets, making breakfast," she said with a playful glint in her eye. "You know all that talk of housework makes me hot."
"What doesn't?"
She thought for a second.
"Clucking?" she said.
"Well, maybe, but it sure makes me hot."
"I'm not falling for that again."
"Falling for what? I'm just a bell boy with a thing for fowls."
"Are we going to sit here and talk about poultry all night?"
"I hope not. Of all the women in this hotel, I picked you because I thought you were easy."
"I am easy, darling - just not cheap."
"I have to pay you? I think we're into a whole new fantasy here."
She pushed him down on the bed and they melted into a kiss. After a few minutes, C.C. came up for air.
"I could sure use some dessert toppings right now," she said. "Do you think that next time you could be the room service waiter?"
The End
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